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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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