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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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