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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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