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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.