Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.