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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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