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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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