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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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