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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Betty
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Dr
Cuddles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a bull 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bear 🐻
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
an elephant 🐘
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