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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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