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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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