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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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