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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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