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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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