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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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