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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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