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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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