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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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