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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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