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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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