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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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