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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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