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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Betty
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Twilight Sparkle
eaten by
…
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a cheetah 😺
a tiger 🐯
a warthog 🐗
a lion 🦁
an ostrich 🐦
a pufferfish 🐡
an elephant 🐘
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