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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.