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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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