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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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