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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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