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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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