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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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