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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Betty
had their beloved pet
parrot 🦜
Rocky
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦
a lynx 😺
a cow 🐮
a hippo 🦛
an elephant 🐘
a cheetah 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a turkey 🦃
a wild boar 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
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