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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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