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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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