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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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