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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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