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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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