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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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