Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.