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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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