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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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