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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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