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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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