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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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