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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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