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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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