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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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