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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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