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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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