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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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