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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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