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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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