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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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