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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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