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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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