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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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