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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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