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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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