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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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