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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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