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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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